Paphos People

camping one hot summer.
At about 3 am Holmes wakes up Watson and says
"Look at the stars, Watson. What do they tell you?"
To which Watson replies:
"Well, Holmes chronologically they tell me it is approximately 3.10 in the morning"
"Meteorologically they tell me that the sky is clear so rain is highly unlikely"
"Astrologically they tell me that Saturn is rising in Orion and my love life may well improve"
"And, astronomically they tell me that the constellations are placed exactly where they should be at this time of the morning"
"What do they tell you, my dear Holmes"

" Some b*st*rd has stolen our tent"