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 Post subject: SEX INSURANCE
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:25 am 
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Who on earth thinks up these things.




ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?


Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:



Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite -confused.com !
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