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Lee Trevino: A true story; you gotta love him...

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965,
Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing the front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked,
" Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".
The lady hurriedly put the car in gear and sped off.
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